How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susy.

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Your mom is so fat that she is at risk for type two diabetes.

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What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

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I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

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What's big, yellow and green? The sun, i was kidding about the green

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

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No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

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Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

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How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

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What is the difference between muffins and cornbread? I don't enjoy sticking cornbread in my anus.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have five fingers and one of then is poking at you

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Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

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corey is a nipplepotomus

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who else is on here?

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

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96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

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What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

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knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

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What do you call an arab ?

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what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

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roses are red violets are blue ur mom just died and u will 2

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what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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