whats worse then getting fired from your job? Getting raped by a giant gorilla with a 4 foot long penis following by being bitten by a very poisonous rattle snake and slowly dying a painful death.

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What's worse than losing $100 at the racetrack? Losing at Russian Roulette

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What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

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If you are on this site, you have a shitty life. It is even shittier if you read this.

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What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

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There is something fishy about.... the fish curry at home

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why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

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Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. *Everyones silent* Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

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Cole is "good" at soccer

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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What did the rapper Proof say when he got in a fight? Nothing, Proof is dead.

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why did everyone in the swimming pool move away from the woman... because she had a miscarriage

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three gay men were sitting in a hottub. a condom floats to the surface. why the hell were you watching them?

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What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

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A man walks into a bar. He sees his wife with another man. That man is his brother.

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The government

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? The Ferrari is expensive and the babies are in a nice hospital.

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Suck pussy

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What did the boy eat for dinner? Shit.

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Jesus Christ

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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