a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

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What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

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What did the student say to the teacher, after being assigned homework? This isn't my best subject, can I stay after class for tutoring?

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Okay, an ambulance is arriving for me (cops called it whatever I am fine) If you are still reading this then get the fuck out before I fire you no more messages.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A black man killed someone

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Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

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Why did the boy engage in oral sex with the other boy. He was a hormonal homosexual.

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why do fat people eat so much? who cares

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Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

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how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

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A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

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Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

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Roses are red violets are blue suck my **** and I'll **** you too

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

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person 1: wanna hear a knock knock joke? Person 2: sure! Person 1: okay you start person 2: knock knock Person 1: who's there?

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Knock Knock Who's There? Jerry Jerry Who? Jerry Sandusky, I've come to rape your kids.

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Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

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What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

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Hey Nerochan, how high is your IQ?

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