Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

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What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

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Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

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No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

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Person 1 Hey man what's up Person 2 nothing much I just impregnated your mom

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Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

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3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

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A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

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what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

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Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

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A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. They proceed to have an in-depth conversation about interfaith dialogue and no one questions the imam orders of non-alcoholic beverages.

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Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

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Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

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Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

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Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch pórn daily.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a gardener

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Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

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What's black and white and red all over? A nun in a blender.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

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whats flat and useless? the walls of an abandoned house where land prices are increasing and properties are in high demand

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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