What did the bodybuilder do when someone stole his wallet? Ab workouts.

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What did one Black college student say to another? What is your major?

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Why? Why not?

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what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

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what do snozberries taste like? Lama

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My mom gave me a quarter. I tryed to spend it on bubblegum but 7-11 said no...

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Why was jimmy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face

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What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

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Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

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Black Poeple

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If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

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Kate

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I'm innocent its all Taggart he's the one instigating.

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What do you say to man with no hands. How do you feel.

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What's the difference between a fat man and a little boy? Despite the fact that they were dropped on two different cities, one was made out of uranium, the other was made out of plutonium.

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What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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What did the grape do after it was stepped on? Nothing, as it was incapacitated, and even under normal circumstances, it would be incapable of performing any voluntary actions as it is only a grape.

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Customer: "I can't turn my computer on." Phone support: "Do you have power?" Customer: "Yes." Phone support: "Do you have fingers?" Customer: "No."

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What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

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Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

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How do you fit 100 ethiopians in a phone box? With great difficulty.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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