Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

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Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

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What did the collage professor say to the plumber? Hi.

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Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Three months to live. Three months to live who? The C-Scan showed a massive, inoperable tumor in your brain that's been developing for years. You have only three months to live.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a sink? I don't know i forgot to turn the garbage disposal off

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What's worse than tripping over a tree root? The destruction of the ancient city of Pompeii in A.D. 79. Though tripping over a tree root may hurt and result in the victim bleeding profusely, we live in the 21st century and at any time can call a doctor using a cellular device called a phone. In A.D. 79, no technology in this category existed. People were overpowered by the rage of a mountain that they believed was a sign of the wrath of the heavens. People had to flee the city and a majority of them we killed by either inhaling to much smoke or other causes. This continued for over 18 hours. Therefore, the destruction of Pompeii is far worse than tripping over a tree root.

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Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

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Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

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What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

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Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

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I found out I had asthma earlier today. I was breathless.

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What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

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Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

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How do you make an anti joke? You ask a question that could have a presumably amusing answer, but make the joke less amusing by stating an obvious answer, therefore completely bamboozling the victim of the anti joke, and making you seem like a man that has a lot of common sense.

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What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

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What did the boy say to the Vietnam veteran? Where are your legs?

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Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

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And the winner of Miss America 2050 is... Britney Spears!

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

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You will never see the a heaven made of pure light with no room for darkness to dwell? Pure light will make you blind, living forever in darkness.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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