A man walked into a bar and said "Ouch".

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What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

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Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

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What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

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Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

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1)Where do you find a turtle with no legs? 2)Where? 1)Where you left it. 1)... Knock Knock... 2)Who's there? 1)...Not the turtle...

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Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

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You smell bad? Cool.

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what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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Why was ticklish Tom not ticklish anymore? A: he got hit by a train

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If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

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Norm Macdonald's roast of Bob Saget.

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what does matt daly like to do in his free time anal

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

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Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

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You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

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SCUBA is spelt S C U B A

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Micheal Curran...that is all.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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