what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

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how do u know when your in west virginia? when the houses have more wheels than the cars

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Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

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knock knock who's there me i kill you

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A crazy priest squats down and poops in the middle of the church... nobody understood what was going so they pointed and laughed.

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Wanna know something fishy? A fish

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Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

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ollie is a fag so are you

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ROSS G IS OBESE

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What is white and cannot jump? A refridgerator.

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What's worse than 10 babies in one trash can? One baby in 10 trash cans.

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What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

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How did the black man get out of the bathroom? He opened the door.

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My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

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knock knock - "who's there" - "i'm a escaped convict who's here to murder you and rob your house" - "Well come in the doors already open"

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Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

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How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To make it home in time for Thanksgiving.

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Q: What is black and can't support a family? A: A bowling ball

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how do you get someone out of a chair? hit him with a shovel

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Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

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Where was I born? Pakistan. You?

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