Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

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An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and there wasn't a sufficient wheelchair ramp at his access.

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what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

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what did the man say to the other man? hi

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pancakes Ouch! That hurt!

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my shift key is broken1

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

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Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

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What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

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What's the difference between a cheeseburger and a dead baby............I don't j!zz on the cheeseburger before I eat it.

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Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

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What do you call a black guy with a gun? A soldier.

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What do you call children with no arms or legs ...their names

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think twice or at least think

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Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

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Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

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What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

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Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

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One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

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Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

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Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

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Anti Joke

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