Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

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Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

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Gay rights.

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Why did the bartender tell the black man to "Get Out"? It was 4 a.m and the bar closed at 3:30 a.m an honest mistake by the man.

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

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"Knock Knock" "Who the hell is it?" "Patri..." "Go the hell away!"

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a tomato.

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Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

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Is this a chair?

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What did the picture say to the man? Don't frame me

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Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

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the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

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What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

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What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

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Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

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I'm gay. Great me too.

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a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

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whats worse than a dead cat in your apple? a dead baby in your apple.

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whitney housten was supposed to sing at my funeral... but i dont think thats gonna happen. ;(

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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