- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

How do you fit 100 ethiopians in a phone box? With great difficulty.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had died.

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have a proper grip on it.

A tiger walks into a bar, the patrons ran out terrified.

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

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Me: Sometimes I like to talk to myself. Me: So do I.

Whats worse a black person or a white person I feel like all races are equa,l therefore, there is no correct answer

Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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