How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

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Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

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Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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U mad?

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whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

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What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

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Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

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why are you reading this? You are bored out of your mind and don't want to do you're homework. and now that you read this, you will realize what you're doing and will now get back to work.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

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What does samios search on google? Shemale gey big t.it lactating big c.ock An.al tearing Ana.l dilation school girl rape compilation

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Why does Justin Beiber look like a girl? Because he achieved international fame and fortune at a prepubescent age, and has made more money before he turned 18 than most people will in their entire lives.

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What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

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If I get 100 likes by tomorrow I will send 100 dollars to who ever likes it if the put down their address and say its for Louis Ok?

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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press a,s,d,f,g,h,j,k,l feel like a pianist

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Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

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a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

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What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

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Roses were red Violets were blue Until the Fire nation attacked Now it's all black

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