I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

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What do you call a dozen Muslims waiting to board a train? Passengers...you racist.

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Roses are red Violets are buckets This poem makes no sense Boobs

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

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One day a black man, a white man, and an Asian man decide to bet on who has the longest penis. The white man wins by 1/18th of an inch, effectively disproving the stereotype. They all go home a little gayer for the experience.

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

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Why couldn't the Mexican get a proper job? Because of his low socio-economic background and lack of education.

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Look whos talking Matt Critchley

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Ask me if my name is Jennifer. Is your name Jennifer? No.

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whats worse than finding out you have Alzheimer's? Finding out you have Alzheimer's

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Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

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What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

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Knock, Knock! Who's There? Your neighbor, I found your lost cat! Oh thanks!

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What's behind Chuck Norris' beard? His chin

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Why was the black person promptly escorted out of the bar? He was under 21.

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what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

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How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

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From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

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Q. What is worse than being British???? A. Not being British

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