Justin Beiber

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What's worse than a bad anti-joke? A bad anti-joke about Skyrim What's worse than a bad anti-joke about Skyrim? The Holocaust

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Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

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What do you call a black man holding a pistol? A black man holding a pistol

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Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

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Why did the elephant cross the river? CAUSE YOLO (even though he died)

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Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

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What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

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A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

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Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

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A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

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- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

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haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

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You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

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whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

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roses are red, violets? are blue, Im not good at poems, tits

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How do you make a dead baby float? -you take your foot off its head.

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A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

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A woman walks into a bar and orders a pint of ale. "Are you a Lesbian?", joked the barman. "Yes", replied the woman.

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dur dur dur dur said the child born during an earthquake

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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