A 8 year old kid and his dad are having quality time at the park,and relax at a nearby picnic bench after a thrilling game of tag."I love you." says the son. The father about to respond,promptly gets shot by 3 stray military issue assault rifle bullets that came from a heated dispute about a stolen car that got way out of hand. He dies,and the kid ran crying a long distance away. After he gets himself in a dark alley with nobody else around he laughs,and mutters "The plan went perfectly!" He pulls out a detonator and presses it. The White House,Washington Monument,and several nuclear power plants across the continental United States blow up,killing millions of people.The child,also in possession of nuclear bombs, holds the entire world hostage and becomes ruler of the entire planet Earth. Fin.

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Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

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What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

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Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

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Q: Why are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

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What did the cripple kid get for Christmas? Cancer. You know what he got the next the next Christmas? Nothing he died.

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Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

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How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

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Whoever just posted that suicide shit is stupid, you can get arrested for that shit. I would delete it.

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What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

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say yes will u remember me in a year?yes will u remember me in a month? yes will u remember me in a week?yes will u remember me in a minute?yes will u remember me in a second?yes knock knock whos there u said u will remember me u dick

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Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

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Whats black and hangs from trees in my backyard? blackberries..

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A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

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what do you get if you eat cream cake, coffee cake, strawberry cake, chocolate cake, fruit cake, and sponge cake? a very large stomach-cake.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

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Why cant you see black people when you are playing hide and seek? Because they are in a very good hiding spot

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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