A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

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what do you call a toddler with a gun? uninteresting

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How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

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Many people of many races do many things every day.

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A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

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I got shot, you laughed

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why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg

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Take part of what?

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Two blondes walk into a building......you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

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Why did Kristi drop her chap-stick? Kristi was of the many children held in hostage of the Jewish heritage during the times of Hitler's wrath. At the Concentration camps they were not given the opportunity to maintain a healthy, average diet thus decreasing her body strength. No longer could Kristi hold her chap-stick - alas her frail little fingers slowly released the cylinder shaped tube and hopelessly watched it hit the ground. As it hit the ground, a cloud of dust swept over Kristi's body. At the same time Kristi was taking a big whiff of fresh air (just kidding, the air at concentration camps were not fresh - it reeked of acid) she accidentally inhaled the dirt which fled through her body and made her faint. She woke up and it was a dream, lol.

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

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Why did the man die? He got shot!

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why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

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What did Hitler say to the lady right next to him before the both committed suicide? I don't know, I don't understand German. I also wasn't there.

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Why did Timmy stay home on the day of the big test at the public school? He was homeschooled

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What does a blind, deaf, parapalegic baby get for christmas? Cancer.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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