Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

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Q:how man ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I dont know, wanna go ride bikes?

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A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

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Murder me once, shame on you.

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Sarah Palin

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why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

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How much moss must a Moschops chop if a Moschops must chop moss?

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I like my coffee the same way I like my woman with big tits I lied about the woman

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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Why did the woman cry? She was sodomized by wild animals

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Youve got to spell the name right you dead dylan fuck

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What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family!

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

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Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

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What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

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snooki

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you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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