Why do migrant birds fly to the south? Because they can't get there on foot.

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A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

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When life gives you lemons... Be thankful you're not starving, a**hole.

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The jets are a good team..

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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What's white on the top and black on the bottom? Society.

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if dave has 50 candy bars and eats 45 what does he have? diabeties.

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How did the two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for half an hr? They didn't and they died.

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What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

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There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

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Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge? She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

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ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

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What did the one horse say to the other. Nothing because horses can't talk.

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A black man walks into KFC. the whole room..THE GAME.

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Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

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roses are red violets are blue I'm ADHD oh look, a squirrel

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how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

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