What's black and white and red all over A bloody penguin

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What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

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How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

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Whats better than 24? 25.

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Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

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Anti deep thoughts, by Fabian Monge'. The other day while parked at a stop light i was looking in the rear view mirror at the person who was blowing his horn at me. I then realized that while i was looking back at him the light had been green for a while. I then thought that i had better drive forward because i was holding up traffic, and that it was very selfish of me to waste other peoples time like that while wondering what was going on behind me instead of what was happening in front of me. In the time it took for me to come to this conclusion, i had wasted another few seconds of someones time. How very selfish of me.....

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Why was the man sad? Cause his dog fell off a cliff

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Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

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What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States*? *the contiguous United States

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What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

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Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

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What do you get when you cross George Bush and Barack Obama? Presidents.

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A man went into a bakers to buy a loaf of bread. The baker said 'What can i do for you sir?' The man said 'Id like a loaf of blue bread please.' Baker replied 'Sorry sir we only sell brown or white here.' 'Thats ok.' said the man, 'I have my bike outside.' [This joke was made up by myself and my school friends in 1975 age 15. We all told it for years - i still do - and cried with laughter whenever we heard it. We called them non jokes :-) ]

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What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

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what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A bike that his father paid for with the salary he made as an accountant at a local bank.

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PENIS

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

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Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

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Knock, knock. Come in.......

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What comes after 69? Mouthwash

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