Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

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Simon says; "You're adopted."

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time to spruce up!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because him and his girlfriend were in a bad relationship and he needed to get away for a while.

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Double rainbow? What does it mean? Well, a "double rainbow" is a phenomenon of optics that displays a spectrum of light due to the sun shining on droplets of moisture in the atmosphere. Does that explain it?

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My cat used to be afraid of storms. But now it's dead.

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that awkward moment when your teachers a duck

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Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

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An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

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pubic lice.

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Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

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here kitty kitty

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was tied to the chicken

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Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

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how many blondes does it take to fix a lightbulb? 764,983,792,545,653,

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y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

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You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

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My claustrophobia was cured by imagining that all small spaces were naked.

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Why Did the baby cross the street? He was stapled to the chicken's back

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Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

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if you read this you are gay

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Why couldn't the Hispanic guy become a firefighter? Because the fire chief was racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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