You're a big fat monkey.

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

every knight i see an owl at window

What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

Why did John break down in tears? Because he was molested as a child.

What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

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Q:What would strawberry short cake never say? A: Very

The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

VAGINA.

What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? Pregnant

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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