What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

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A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

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Why did Hellen Keller masturbate with her left hand? Because her right hand was tired.

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weiner? balls

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my gramma died

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

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what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

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Q : Why was the little girl crying? A : Because she tripped and hurt her knee.

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cats are afraid of dogs. mice are afraid of cats. elephants are afraid of mice. bf-2 fighter jets are afraid of elephants. is this true?

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station..

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What sounds really bad? An accordion.

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i ate and i ate and i was sick on the floor 8x8=64

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Rich people gave money to charity Charity gave money to the homeless The homeless spent the money on drugs

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What do Micheal Jackson and Niel Armstrong have in common? Armstrong did the earthwalk on the moon and Jackson F#$%ed little boys in the butt.

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LIKE THIS!

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Why did robin get in the batmobile? Batman told him to

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Ask me if I am a cat. Are you a cat? No, what kind of stupid question is that?

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Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

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Kill me? Lol, come get me sis, I can kill you wit my mullet, nobody wants to take my phone, but your sister already replied to my "anna fuck" with "arent you married buddy? :)" yeah a smiley, ill show you! The doors are open, if I fail to take you out, I am not deserving of living futher, course yea mother blusx to everywown, I mean she is horny all the tiem! Anywaz, hurry up, im out of stims so im fallin sleeps, told ur sis to send me a nude pic, rite now... so this mite take 3 minuts. Hey, watch the next pic im gonna send you, that should motivate you to fight me sersly, i men sure im slo, but imma sp ful ov valeium dat i feel nor feear no pain... never feeer pain so whateves... Nah your sis is skinny, thats not here, the pixture is fakye, for now... u dyou know dat she keeps snending them hearte and smile and even a smilei with a rose, thats FLIRIIIIIING! Flirting, anyway you get the picture, but I wont respon anymor becuz i am shuttin down this pc and gonna dream abot the things to0 you sis. ;)

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What's wrong with woman Everything

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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Do you ride the bus to school or do you take your lunch?

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Anti Joke

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