What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

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How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were belongs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

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- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

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how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

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A boy is eating with his family. A man in the next booth tells him "You are very handsome and you will be a movie star when you grow up." Then the man leaves. On the way out, the boy's mom says "You know he was drunk, right?"

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Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

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What do super heroes say after they beat the villain? Nothing, super heroes are not real.

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What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Why did the little boy fall of his bicycle? It was the first time he road without his training wheels.

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A 8 year old kid and his dad are having quality time at the park,and relax at a nearby picnic bench after a thrilling game of tag."I love you." says the son. The father about to respond,promptly gets shot by 3 stray military issue assault rifle bullets that came from a heated dispute about a stolen car that got way out of hand. He dies,and the kid ran crying a long distance away. After he gets himself in a dark alley with nobody else around he laughs,and mutters "The plan went perfectly!" He pulls out a detonator and presses it. The White House,Washington Monument,and several nuclear power plants across the continental United States blow up,killing millions of people.The child,also in possession of nuclear bombs, holds the entire world hostage and becomes ruler of the entire planet Earth. Fin.

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Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

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What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

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Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

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Q: Why are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

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What did the cripple kid get for Christmas? Cancer. You know what he got the next the next Christmas? Nothing he died.

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Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

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Anti Joke

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