Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

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WNBA

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A Jewish man overhears another man making a joke about the Holocaust. The Jew says, "Hey! You! My father died in the Holocaust!" The other man says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What camp was he in?" The Jew says, "Camp? No, my father had a heart attack."

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a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

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What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

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So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

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What is worse then having no dad? Russian dad that hates you a lot and wishes you drawn in vodka.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

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Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

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What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

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Why did the plan crash? Because the pilot was a potato

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My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

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What do you find....... there's a..........

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What did batman say to robin before getting into the bat mobile? Don't touch my penis.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

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A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

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What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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fish fishy caoimhin

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what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

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Anti Joke

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