why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

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A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender immediately tells him to leave as they don't allow pets.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

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Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

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my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

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what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

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Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

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What is the square-root of pi? ?pi

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

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whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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what do a heater and a dead baby have in common? a dead baby is only warm for a small period of time

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What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

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How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, but she had a very muscular vagina.

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Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

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How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

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I told a woman to make me at turkey sandwich. Of course she complied seeing as I was at Subway.

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Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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A Pole walks into a bar and gets annexed by Germany.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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