Why did the chicken cross the road? - To rape you. Knock Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

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Do you know what the meaning of life is? Of course you don't.

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Suddenly the Titanic started sinking, its a shame it sunk before anyone managed to find out what it was sinking about.

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Why did the jew give all his money away to charity? -No I'm kidding, he didn't.

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Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

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If you see a pink banana, you are color blind.

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The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

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Why did the wealthy black man shoplift from the convenience store? He is a kleptomaniac.

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How do you kill a blonde? A gun, knife, there are a number of ways really...

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What is large, white, and can't climb trees? A refrigerator.

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what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

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Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

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David Copperfield (the magician you moron). "I will now perform my greatest act yet!" Everyone applauded as he put the screaming woman (for effects you know) into the first end of the meatgrinder, and surprisingly grinded meat came out the other side! And the woman? She disappeared... forever! *applause* Moral: BRAVO! BRAVO!

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What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

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Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

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penis

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Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

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What do you put your key on? A key chain.

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How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

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Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

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Why was the guy on top of the van It was his funeral

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What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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