What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

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If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

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What is pretty, has big tits, talks like a guy, and has a dick? Your mom giving me a handjob.

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What do you call a guy who died in a stampede? Grandpa.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

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miley cyrus

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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Q: How did Muhamid Ali ( casius clay ) get a black eye? A: He was born

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Who's on first? Garvey.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

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A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

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A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature.

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A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

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Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

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A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

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why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

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Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

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What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

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why is pie good. because it just is.

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Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

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Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

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