- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first one.

What do you call a blond in a library? A girl that likes to read.

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cos crossing the road usually doesn't work out too well for chickens.

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

what do you get when you combine fire and water? alcohol

What did the Dyslexic man write on his Christmas card? Merry Christmas

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

Why did the guy throw a clock out his window? Because he was mentally unstable and needs help.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

Why was the old man on the floor? He fell

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm a talking horse and that's what you ask me? On the day I just buried my only son?"

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Knock Knock I'm sorry but the new don't ask don't tell laws require me to not answer but do feel free to come in for some tea.

Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

How do you make a plumber stop sagging? Tickle his crack

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

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