What do you get when you cross a duck and a pig? A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.

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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

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What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A cigarette that is or has been damp so that the nicotine was able to bleed into the paper and dye it.

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Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yea, let's go bury it!"

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What do you call 2 Mexicans playing baseball? It depends on what the name of each individual is.

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what do you call a black man with no arms or legs sitting on a porch? "sir" His life is hard enough with out being subject to social rudeness

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bologna

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A mother and father heard their young son sobbing in his room, so they ran upstairs to see what the problem was. When they got to his room, they found the older son was dead and hanging from the ceiling. And the younger son was actually laughing, not crying.

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Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

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An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Asians...

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A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

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Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

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what did the woman say when her husband punched her? nothing. she was physically abused for 35 years before she killed herself

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Your momma is so old, it's just irresponsible of her not to have regular doctor appointments. Health should always come first.

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your face.

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and so do you happy valentines day!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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