What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

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What did the one horse say to the other. Nothing because horses can't talk.

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A black man walks into KFC. the whole room..THE GAME.

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Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

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roses are red violets are blue I'm ADHD oh look, a squirrel

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how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

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Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

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Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

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Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

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i hate it when Voldemort showers in my nutella

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Roses are red Kittens are fluffy This doesn't rhyme Cupcake

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Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

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I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

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Why was 6 afraid of 8 because 8 kidnap 7

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Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

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Q: Whats Worse Than 21 Dead Babies in a Trashbag? A: 1 Dead Baby In 21 Trashbags.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

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what did the banana say to the apple i dont know because bananas dont talk

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