What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

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How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

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Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

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If one train goes east at 30mph and another train goes south at 53mph, how many pancakes does it take to make a mattress? 7 because peanut butter can't climb trees.

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What do you call two black men in bed? Twix

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Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they tell me Because I'm blind

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roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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Nobody cares.

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Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

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What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

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Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

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How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

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Why couldn't the man speak any English? Because not everyone can.

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"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

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Why did girl cry? Because she recently saw the messy demise of her parent's marriage.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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