Hitler: I said PASS THE JUICE! not GAS THE JEWS!

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Why do women wear deodorant and makeup? Because they're ugly and they stink.

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s e m e n

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Why did the baby boy start crying? He got hit with a toaster

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

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Why did the black man cross the road? He had a job interview precisely 10 minutes after this event occurred.

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Why did the bird fall down? It got shot.

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Adam Fantuzzi loves stroking jacobs small penis

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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EGGPLANT

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Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

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A Mormon walks into a bar.

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Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

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What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

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The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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Burger King cashier: Are you on Team Jacob or Team Edward? Man: I'm on team I'm freaking hungry; now give me my food!

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

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Why doesn't anybody like the octopus? There anti-social creatures by nature

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What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

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Anti Joke

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