Your mama's so stupid... She scored below average on a recent IQ test.

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Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

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What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

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Your mom.

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What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

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how do you stop a bus? Well, just up the road is a stop sign so the bus will stop there because it is illegal to go through a stop sign without stopping.

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Laura Pratz..

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how do you fall off a building? you trip.

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Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

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So FDR walks into a bar.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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http://attachments.conceptart.org/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=351301&stc=1&d=1208673890

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What Do you call two black guys on a bike? A two person bike

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Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

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Dylan is gay

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What do grizzly bears and people have in common? Neither can survive in outer space, due to depressurization, lack of oxygen, and absence of basic survival needs.

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What band protects hope in current music? Nickelback.

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A Girl Who was very close to er grandmother got a text from her mom who was very new to texting, she thought lol meant "Lots Of Love" wel it turns out the Girl's Grandmother Passed away Sunday Morning And the Mom sent the text to the girl saying " Your Grandmother Got hit by a truck and died lol" the Girl Killed Herself that night becasue Of her mom, LESSON LEARNED< LEARN HOW TO TEXT.

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Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

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What do you do when you see your wife outside the kitchen? Tell her to enjoy the rest of her day, and you look forward to spending time with her when you both get home from your jobs.

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Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

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How do you drown a fish? You don't...

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What did the cake say to the icing? Come here

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yo mommas so ugly that everyone died.

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