Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

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My dog has no nose, so how does it smell? It can't, I just told you it has no nose.

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Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

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How did jimmy get hurt?? someone throw a fridge at him..

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What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

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Why did the 1,000 pound woman start crying? Because her son got hit by a car.

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Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

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A terrorist robs a walrus.

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What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

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what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

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hahahahaha thats not funny

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What is small, naked and covered in sperm My son

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Meh, I dont want it anymore! You take it!

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There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

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What is cowboy say

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Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

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Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

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Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

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Q: What's black and white, and red all over ? A: A penguin in a blender.

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Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

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How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

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Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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