How do you get rich? Sell knives at warped tour.

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What did Coke say to Pepsi? "Hello."

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womens rights.

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what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

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So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

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How do you make a japanese man horny? Mutilate his girlfriend

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roses are red violets are blue ur family is dead and u will die too

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Hey Nerochan, how high is your IQ?

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what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

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What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

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Why did the father smash his sons head into the dentist's building? Because he had a locker in his mouth. Also, equestrian.

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What's harder than nailing a baby to a tree? My penis whilst im doing it.

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Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

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Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

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What's the square root of everything. F**K LOGIC

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wanna hear a joke? no

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A man walks into a bar, sits down and the bartender comes over and asks him what he wants to drink. The man replies, "Carrot Juice."

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Oh my God! A talking dog!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

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What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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