Call of Duty is Awesome So is fingering a dead lion with an iron dildo

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being drunk in a mall sounds like it would be alot of fun . . . . . . . but that is public intoxication and that is against the law

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

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shammmm is a lesbian.

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What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

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2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

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Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

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What is a chair?

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How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

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A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

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yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

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Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

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What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

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Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

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alert("The Game");//

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A man walks into a bar carrying a piece of asphalt under his arm. The bartender says, "We don't serve construction workers here."

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What do you call a cow climbing a tree? Amazing. How many cows have you seen climbing trees?

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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Two gay men walk into a bar. Holding hands.

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A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

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What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano? Neither has he...

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Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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