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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

A sober Amy Winehouse

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

What did the prostitute get for Christmas Money

Why are there cookie's in the jar? 'Cause I put cookies in the jar

why was the pen lonely? because it didn't have a pen pall

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

What black and has children A black man

Teacher: Billy what do you want to be when you grow up? Billy: A fireman! Teacher: Tommy what do you want to be when you grow up? Tommy: 9/11

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

2 women were sitting quietly.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

why did the girl fell off the hammock? because she didn't have arms and why didn't she got up? 'cause she had no legs and why didn't anyone helped her? 'cause she had no friends and why did she die? 'cause she fell into a puddle facing down

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

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