People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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What do call a black piano player? A pianist.

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Who's a looser and has no friends??? Max!!! His address is 2131 HighHills Narrow...

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I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

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Why do vampires drink blood? Maybe if they existed you could ask one.

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Women's rights

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Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

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There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

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What is worse than the Haulocost? Running across Africa with KFC

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What did the Little 8 year old boy do when a big black man walked into his house? He said "Hi daddy", then they happily ate dinner together.

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GRAAAAAAAAAAAR.

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a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me *troll face*

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PLEASE LIKE TO DONATE 50 CENTS TO MY CHARIDY .... SAVE THE PENGUINS IN AFRICA -BY LUKE BRANIFF

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A horse walked into a bar and asked for a pint. The barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve horses.' Adele sighed and walked out.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

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Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

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I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

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What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

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If Miley Cyrus has the ability to come in like a wrecking ball, how come she can't twerk?

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?

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What is the difference between a rat and an italian? nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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