What did one Black man say to the other Black man before they ate? I hope you're hungry!

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Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

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This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

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What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

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A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

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What is worst than 1 baby dead in a microwave? 2 babies dead in the same microwave !

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What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

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what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

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Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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How do you prevent a baby from crawling all over the place? You nail his hands to the floor

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FUCK YOU SAY FUCK YOU SAY SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH THATS WHAT I FUCKING SAID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why are you here? Because i'm not over there!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

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What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

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What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

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Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

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Why did the man cross the road? To attend his wife's funeral.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

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why does a man walks into a bar? it was a metal bar so he probably was retarted

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How to find if your overweight? Ask your friend to make a big clay volcano, out of baking soda and vinegar. While its erupting if you're too busy eatin five course dinner. FAT

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

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What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

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