What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

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Why can't the man have babies? His nuts was cut off and he eventually bleed to death.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but i have Alzheimer's. Hey i just met you.

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A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

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a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

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Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

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H o m o comes out as homo

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whats green and slimy? green slim

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Why did the murder walk up to the lady in the car? It was his mom.

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I ran out of anti-jokes. However, here's a cool math puzzle. 492 357 816 Using every number from 1-9, each row added up equals to 15, horizontally, vertically, and diagonally. Here's another cool word play TEA URN BAY Words horizontally are Tea, Urn, Bay Words vertically are Tub, Era, Any Words diagonally are Try, Bra

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what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

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what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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Why did the man drink a glass of water? Why not?

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so there are two muffins in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin, "hey is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin says, "holy sh*t your a talking muffin."

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Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is plastic and dangerous to children. The other holds groceries.

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How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

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How do you find Nemo? Watch the movie.

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A horse walks into a glue factory..

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Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

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What did the orphan get on his birthday? Cancer.

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Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

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What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

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Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

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