What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

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What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What did the man with Tourette's say to the other man? Surely something he did not mean to say.

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A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

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i like turtals and kids

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What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

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How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

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A Black and a Mexican are in the back of a car, they are carpooling to save money on gas.

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Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

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Your momma's so fat when she walks into a restaurant she orders salad.

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Knock Knock Who's There? The police- we are sorry to inform you that your wife and only child was killed in a brutal car accident earlier this evening, We offer our condolences.

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Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are....

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Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

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Two goldfish are sat in a tank, one says to the other 'I forgot who you are' to which the other replies 'I forgot what you said'.

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Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

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What is 6 plus 9? 15

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It thought they were playing follow the leader. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? It had no arms. Why did the little girl fall off her tricycle? She was hit by three monkeys and a refrigerator.

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whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

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What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

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an asian walks into a bar and does his math homework then he gets raped by a horse

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You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

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Roses are red Violets are blue, You are reading jokes online, Go make some friends, or take up knitting because it has many benefits.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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