oh hey.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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How do you finish your homework? Get your dog to eat it.

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Knock Knock Who's there Me Me who ME LET ME IN

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Knock knock. Come in.

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so a mom is like so what you want hunny and the dad goes like you baby bahahahahaa get it?

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A mama cow was sitting in the barn with her 3 babies. The first baby cow goes "Mom, why did you name me Daisy?" "Because a Daisy landed on your head when you were born" The second calf goes "Mom, why did you name me Rose?" "Because a Rose petal landed on your head when you where born." The third calf says "Aasdfghoiuytfghjkuiy" The mom replies "Shut up brick"

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What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

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What do you call it when a homosexual from spain is forced to have sex with a 400 pound black man? Rape

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So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

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roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

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what do you get when you cross do you get when you cross a banana and a monkey? one happy monkey

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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Jack and jill went up a hill to get some water. Jack fell down, twisted his ankle, and continued to roll. He broke his spine and collar bone and he was later taken to the hospital. Later that night he died because the doctors couldn't do anything. Jill then killed herself in mourning.

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Boob Top view B Front view oo Side view b

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A man walked into a bar and said "Ouch".

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What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

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Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

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What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

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Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

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1)Where do you find a turtle with no legs? 2)Where? 1)Where you left it. 1)... Knock Knock... 2)Who's there? 1)...Not the turtle...

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Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

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