Your mama is so ugly that she tried out for America's Next Top Model and did not get in.

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Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

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What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

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Why does a black person buy water? Because everyone needs water to survive SKH RZH

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A man spills his his drink. Like any other man would do, he got some paper towels and some mult-purpose cleaner and proceeded to wipe up the mess. Not a further word was said about the situation.

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why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

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A horse walks into a bar the barkeeper asks 'Why the long face?' The horse, incapable of speaking English, walked around in a circle, excreated and left.

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dont you love porch monkeys? no.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Roses are red, violets are blue, grass is green, sky is blue, dirt is brown, fire is orange, water is transparent, powder is white

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Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

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son, you're adopted.

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Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

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Why are you looking here? The joke's in your hand.

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Want to hear the story about how I got put in prison? So I have an odd bunch of friends: one of them is Polish and he works at a call centre, the other is a slave trader and his name is Richard. We tend to meet outside our Polish friend's house to speak or to do "business" when need be (I run errands for Richard) and the other day that's where I got asked to kidnap an American. "That's strange" I thought, but nevertheless I went out and took the American from his house and carried him over in a sack over to our meeting place. I handed him over and sneaked off as soon as I could, thinking I was home free. But I wasn't. The police turned up all angry like. There were witnesses. Turns out a bunch of kids saw me giving Dick a Yank next to the telephone Pole.

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Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

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A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

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What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

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If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

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why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

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abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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