What do you call a Mexican jumping fences? A really good athlete.

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How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

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A street performer was sitting on a curb playing guitar when a black man walked up and put some money in the guitar case. The street performer nodded in appreciation of the man's donation and continued to play his instrument.

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Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

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Why was Timmy crying? because his impaled his dog while in a drunken rage

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

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What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

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A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

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Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

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Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

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Dwight Howard

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Andy Warhol said we will all be famous for fifteen minutes. My soccer coach molested me and the trial was televised, they obscured my face and voice because I was twelve at the time.

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Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Cancer.

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The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

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A man walks into a bar, he is immediately rushed to the emergency room

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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