Two construction workers are working on the final floor of what will soon be the worlds tallest building. The first turns to the other and says: "Hey tom can you throw me a three quarters hex wrench? i think my set is metric." the second guy turns around and says: "yea, here you go."

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Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Beacuse it was dead.

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Aaaaakkkkkiiiiiinnnnfffffeeeeennnnnwwwwaaaa

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Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

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What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

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Who keeps his best friend in a gun rack? a red neck.

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How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

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knock knock whos there a boy a boy who ? oh, sorry he just got hit by a train.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

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Half life 3 confirmed

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Two blondes walk into a bar, but they are then puzzled as the door would not budge open for them.

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how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

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What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

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Your momma is so dumb, that when she took the IQ test her scores were considerably lower then average.

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

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Steve is 12. He has a friend named Gary. Later in his life steve will realize that he is gay and will fall for a man also named Gary. Gary and steve will be together forever. Until steves friend gary goes insane because this man has stollen his name and go and kill the other gary. The end.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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