- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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(Knock Knock) Who's there? You were late paying your mortgage and now your house is being repossessed by the bank.

3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

Why couldn't Maria play Softball? She was born without legs.

Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

A Horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?". The horse didn't understand English, so he took a shit on the floor, and left.

Knock Knock Come in, the door's open.

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