"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

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Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

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Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

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whats red that looks like ketchup taste like ketchup and is't tomato sorce? ketchup

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Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

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What’s black and white and red all over? A zebra in a meat grinder

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Q: What's the biggest difference between a black man and a white man? A: Their skin color.

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Why was the little girl crying? She got slapped with a porcupine.

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Roses are red. Violets are purple. Haha. Purple.

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A priest, a monk, and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and keep the conversation to non-controversial topics.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

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A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

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an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

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What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

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Q.Whats the differents between justin bieber and a girl A.Nothing

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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What did the DJ play at the disco? What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? What's that coming over the hill? Confused, mind bruised, it seeps out It seeps out, it seeps out Face down, home town looks so grey Looks so grey, looks so grey Convexed you bend, twist and shout Twist and shout, twist and shout Stand up brush off get moving Get moving, get moving What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? (x4) Face down, home town, face down, home town Face down, home town, it looks so grey (x4) What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? (x4) More lyrics: http://www.lyricsmania.com/monster_lyrics_automatic_the.html All about Automatic The: http://www.musictory.com/music/Automatic+The

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What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

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I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

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I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

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obama

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

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