Several ways to annoy people: Grab the end of their shirt to blow your nose Try to shove a bowling ball down there throat Try to sell them a broom and vacuum Try to eat their babies paint their toe Nibble their ankles Ask if you can babysit their crystal and if they say no start whining Carry around your chicken and ask if they want a nugget

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell into the mud.

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Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

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What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

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Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

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What's big, yellow and green? The sun, i was kidding about the green

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Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

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What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? It fell.

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Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

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Your moma's so fat, she has a considerable list of medical health problems, and she is very miserable.

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a person smokes weed... and gets high

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What does the color 9 smell like? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats

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Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

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A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

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Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

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Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

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Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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