What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

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Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

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how do u make a plummer cry? Kill his children.... :)

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A man walks up to a girl and says "Hello there" The girl doesn't respond because she has been deaf and blind for her entire life and doesn't know he is there. Potatoes.

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Brad Fuller!

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

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Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

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What does a bartender say to almost all of his customers? May I please see your I.D.

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What did the girl say to her tits? I wanna suck u.

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whats long and stretchy? elastic

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Why did the chicken cross the road? like most animals that wander onto the road, it was completely unaware that the road can be very dangerous. It didn't go onto the road on purpose, it simply treated the road as if it was just like the rest of the ground.

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So the word RAPING does not work unless you type it in caps? Raping... Did it censor? No? Never mind then... Wow, catchphra Never mind... Its a sign X-files theme.... Teleports at your house: Hah bitch never you ugly, or not ugly enough... Urgh, nevermind, I mean some ugly chicks know their stuff but you know... Anyway NeroMetal The sociopath not the fucking Cultist piece of shit that use my morals as a code system? YOU THINK WE THE SAME? EEEEEEH! Me raping you says we are not... And ill find you ;) Or your sister or your mom, I mean h0m0? You think im a pervert or something?

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what is the difference between pizza and a Jew? pizza is a common Italian meal and a Jew is a member of a monotheistic religion

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Whats funny about a car crash? If a bowl of soup is talking.

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What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

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What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

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Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

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Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

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A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

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A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? Lick his dog's penis.

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Womens rights

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