Why was the blonde so stupid? He had dyslexia and to make fun of his hardship would truly be a hardship of human morals.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

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What did dick Cheney say to his friend that he accidentally shot in the face while quail hunting? Sorry for shooting you in the face

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

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What's the worst part about censorship? **** *** **** **** *** **** *** ********.

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Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

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What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

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Q: Where is the One Piece? A: My girlfriend is wearing it.

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Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

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all jokes aside...

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yo momma's so dumb she attended a dyslexic test and was proven mildly autistic.

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two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

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What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

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how do you know if a black man's been on your computer it's gone

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Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

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What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

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roses are red violets are blue i am bipolar so am i

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Michael Jackson walks into a daycare center.

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How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Socks.

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What did the Priest say to the Rabbi? Nothing. The Priest was mute and the Rabbi was deaf.

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Anti Joke

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