What's blue and says "Good morning" A blue sign that says good morning

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whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

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Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

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There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

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What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

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What did the man say after falling off a bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

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gdfhtrfcgsexdfchrthgdfggfhtdtfhdtyfgfdfcghfgdyghhyrtfgrdfdffdtgdfgfghrthfg Alzheimer's.

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nickel back

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What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

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A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

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Where did the drunk Mother drive? Back to the Bar because she forgot her Baby.. Except she left it left it on the roof of the car...

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Christopher Reeve walks into a room.

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What's the difference between slavery and the Holocaust? Slavery happened.

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THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Two nuns in a bath, one nun says to the other "wears the soap?" the other confused replies "I am sure you mean 'where' is the soap" and hands her the soap.

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Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

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Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

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How do you get a blind man out of a tree? Yes.

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Man: Are you tired Woman: No why? Man: You have bags under your eyes and you just yawned a minute ago

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- What's the difference between a squirrel? - It can neither fly.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet. You guys really suck at making poems...

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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