Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

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If she's old enough for jail, than shes old enough to rail.

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roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

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Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

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there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

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Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

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Why don't you ever want to greet your friend Jack on the plane? Because your wife cheated on you with him and she is having his baby, if you were to even think about talking to Jack, you'd end up slitting his throat and throwing him off the side of the plane into a crocodile pit where they will make a feast of his body for the next couple days... So just don't greet Jack

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he thought he saw a dangerous predator in the area and crossed the road in an attempt to flee the dangerous situation.

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Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

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Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

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There once was a man from Nantucket But then he moved to Boston and changes his name to "man from Boston"

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Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

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What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a women? Sex.

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There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm bored of this how about you?

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Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

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I think everybody ought to have a penis.

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roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

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Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

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Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

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diarrhea.

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How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

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