- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? interupting little turtle interupting little tur... LITTLE TURTLE!

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he got shot. Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he was stapled to the first monkey.

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

doctor , doctor , i feel depressed , we will start you on a course of anti-depressents , vitimins , and daily exercise, make a appointment for next week , and i will referrer you to a phycatrist

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Well you shouldn't. Leave the car in front of somebody that you hate's house.

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Why did the man destroy his piano? He may have been frustrated with himself for making mistakes during practice.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

1.Roses Are Gray, Violets Are Gray. I Am A Dog. Can I Eat Your Leg? 2.What Did The Sandwiches Say To The Grilled Cheese? Nothing. Sandwiches Can't Talk Due to The Lack Of Organs.

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

Oh look, I've found my knife

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