Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because he did

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Why did the Koala Fall out of the tree, It was Dead

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There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

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What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

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Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

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My friend told me to break a leg before the show. I disobeyed him and injured no one. It's just a figure of speech.

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How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

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wanna hear a joke? katie chandler

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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Why did the boy dress up as a zombie? Because it was Halloween.

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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What happen to the ginger after he posted a joke? He was put in jail for 6 months, and analy raped in prision!

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Why am I losing my time writing this joke even knowing that I will get lots of thumbs down?

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What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

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An Asian with a big dick.

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You should really respect vegetables more. They rock. They're all like... AAAHH!!!... and I'm all like... DUDE! THAT'S SO INCREDIBLY RANDOM!... and seriously, you should respect da veggies!

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Why are asians so smart? Because they study very hard and learn the material.

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I saw a man lying on the floor. He ate too much cake.

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face." the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer."

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