Whats the greatest part of buttsex the refrigerators

Roses are red Violets are twisted bend over now your about to get fisted

Whats fat yellow and diabetic Brett lai lan

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

An Israeli, a Palestinian and an American walk into a bar. The Israeli shoots the Palestinian and says it was self defence. The American agrees with him.

Yo moma is so fat. yep.

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

WELL YOU ARE ALL A ROOF. So pie, my dearest Adam. Like a butthole.

Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

Why wasn't the turkey hungry on thanksgiving? Because it was dead!

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

what is worse tahn finding a worm in your apple? finding hitler in your house.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

My friend who's a chef was stabbed by his own kitchen knife, everyone said it would be in bad taste to joke about it.

One game a Packers Player scored a touchdown and jumped into the stands. When everybody was touching him one girl put her hand on the inside of his thigh. He told the girl " If your hand goes a little higher you'll feel my touchdown spike."

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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