Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have Alzheimers, Cheese on Toast.

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Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

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A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

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What did Helen Keller see on her trip? Nothing

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Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

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Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

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So I was blow drying my penis and my girlfriend asked what I was doing. Apparently, "heating up your dinner." wasn't the right response.

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What do you all a dead black man? A corpse.

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Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

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why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

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What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause kade touches himself at night

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Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

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Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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