What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

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What happened when the black man tried to cross the road Nothin. He tripped on a bug trying to get on the edge

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shut up kobe!

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why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

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A preschool teacher told his class to draw a squirrel. One child proceeds to break into tears. The teacher says "what's wrong Johnny?" Johnny said "my whole family was slaughtered by a gang of squirrels!" this upset the teacher

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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HEy Hey Hey! Lakers are so going to bounce back!

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What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

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What did the chicken say to the dog? Well, since chickens can't talk, they both stood there in an awkward silence.

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di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

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Reverse psychology never fails.

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What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other muffin says nothing because it is a muffin.

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guess what what that wasnt it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

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How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

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Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

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friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

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How did the blonde die drinking milk? She was severely lactose intolerant.

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Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

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"Why did the chicken cross the road" "why" "to get to the gay guys house" "knock-knock" "who's there?" "The chicken..."

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What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

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