Lets go Yankees

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what does the black guy order for a drink at the bar. kool aid

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Matthew Wyckoff

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An insane individual walks into a bank and asks for $500. The teller refuses since he doesn't have an account, so the individual pulls out a gun and asks the teller again. The teller presses the silent panic button, causing the cops to show up and arrest the gunman, but not before he manages to shoot the teller and the small child standing next two counters over.

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A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

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i hate non minorities!

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Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

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world society

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Q: Whats funny about the Holocaust A: Nothing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Two guys walk into a bar the third guy ducks

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Why did the guy get hit by a bus? He walked out into traffic.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

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What has 8 legs , 6 eyes and 3 mouths ? - A cowboy riding a horse while holding a chicken .

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If life gives you lemons, don't accept them because you have a citrus allergy.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy Crap

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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Knock knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Cut the shit, I'm being chased by a tiger!

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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Knock knock Who's there? Yolanda I do not know anyone by that name. I am sorry Oh I must be at the wrong house. My apologies. Oh, it's alright. Have a nice day You too. Take care!

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New mission: refuse this mission

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Why did the car stop. someone threw a cow at it.

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

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