Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

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Why did the slut have white stuff on her mouth? Because she just ate ice-cream.

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Q.Why did the black man go to college? A. What does his race have to do with anything?

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

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what do i refer too White people = Business Yellow People = Smart Black People = Drug Smugglers, Terrorists, Rapists etc

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What did the squirrel say to the owl? Nothing, because owls and squirrels don't talk, but the owl ate the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

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why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

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A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

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All the other dinosaurs were laughing and teasing the tyrannosaurus because of his tiny arms. They left and the T.rex was sobbing uncontrollably next to a giant fern. "What's the matter little fellow?" said Jesus. The crying dinosaur looked down and said "I That's the end of my stupid puppet show, cuz I couldn't think of anything a blubbering dinosaur would say to our Lord and saviour.

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canada

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Two guys walk into a bar. They have drinks, pay for them, then get into a car crash killing a mom and her daughter returning home from selecting a wedding dress. The wedding is canceled. Rate This Comment 0

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These anti-funny jokes are so funny, i realized that i would like to read another one

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Why did billy have a bruse? Because he got smacked with a belt. -Louis

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Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

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This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

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Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

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NEVER

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what did the turkey say on thanks giving? Nothing, he's dead, we ate him!

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Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

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What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

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Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

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