Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

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Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

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A man tells his wife to leave the kitchen

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What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

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How did the priest die? Masterbation

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Q: What's worse than dropping your phone in water? A: Throwing water at your phone.

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whose better then Sarah, Georgia and ellie NO ONE!!!!

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Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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Why is water clear? Because it doesn't have a pigmentation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

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A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

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A homeless man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says it'll be $4.50. The homeless man doesn't have any money so he leaves.

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how do you save a black person that's drowning? you blow up their lips

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Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

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Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

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Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

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why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

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Ask me if I'm a tree? Are you a tree? No.

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Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

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knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

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Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because it is the norm with that particular religious group to circumcise male infants shortly after birth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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