Did you hear the joke about Hellen Kellers dad? It was very funny

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How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

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What was the mentally challenged kids first word? He was retarded so it wasn't a word.

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no

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Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

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Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

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What happens to the man with cancer He dies Because the pharmaceutical company wanted to profit off a synthetic drug equal to marijuana

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How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

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ive been a naughty girl, and i need something to plug my hole. call or text me;) 1 (802) 299-5281

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they!

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A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

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A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

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A man climbs up a tree. Once he reaches the top he is scared and thus incapable of getting down.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? a lot.

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What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

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If i knew people where coming i would have trimed my antlers

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suck my a s s i hate mother f u c k e r s in my mother f u c k i n g crib

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Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have cancer Nutella on muffin

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What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

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What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

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How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

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A man was walking through the woods when he comes across a little girl crying by a lake. "What is the matter little girl?" he asked. "My cat fell in the lake ... and it couldn't swim ... so my father jumped in as well and drowned too," she cried," Sad, the man sighed, pulled down his pants and said, "Well I guess today's just not your day,"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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