Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust Whats worse than the holocaust? getting raped by a giant scorpion What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by your seventh grade math teacher, Mr. Smith What's worse than getting raped by your seventh grade math teacher Mr. Smith? Snapping your femur bone in half What's worse than snapping your femur bone in half? Birthing a dead baby

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What did the mother get at the grocery store? Food.

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What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

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Q: what animal didnt get on Noah's ark in pairs? A: worms. they got on in apples.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because he was content where he was.

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why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

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How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

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How are contortionists so flexible? They stretch.

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what do you call a sock that is no longer white a dirty sock

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Yo mama so fat she doesn't need news, shes worldwide. ~YN~

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why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

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This one sucks!

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A: go away. B: No i won't A: Shutup B: Yes i will not go away A: again, shutup B: I left A: Thank you B: Your welcom A: Thank you for saying your welcome B: Thank you for saying thank you that i'm welcome A: Thank you for saying thank you for saying that I thank you that you're welcome.

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what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

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Whats black and has wheels a black man i lied about the wheels

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Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

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What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

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what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

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Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

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Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

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What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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