What did the midget say to the leprechaun? Nothing.....midgets don't usually converse with leprechauns....and leprechauns aren't real.

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whats first than finding a worm in your apple? a blonde who asks you why there is a worm in your apple

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How was copper wire invented? Probably some scientist did that

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What's worse than a baby on a mattress? A baby under a mattress.

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Bob: Hey Jim, if you were a caveman, you would die. Jim: Why? Bob: Cause everybody dies.

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A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

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I asked my Grandma if she ever tried 69. And she said, “No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night.”

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Dislike this!!!!!!

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender, a known drug smuggler for the Mexican Cartel fires three shotgun rounds. As the bartender reloads Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks first the shotgun out of the man's hands followed by three very quick blows to the head. The bartender goes down unconscious and he is arrested. Though the program is no longer produced, Walker Texas Ranger was a somewhat enjoyable, although poorly written and low budgeted made for television action crime drama series produced from April 21, 1993 to May 19, 2001.

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How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

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A man walks into a store and asks for a loaf of bread.

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What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

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Want to hear a joke? I'm sorry.

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why did the rabit lose the race? it was a dumb@$$

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Whats the easiest way to solve problems in Haiti? Nuke them.

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What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

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when ever i finish a sentence say im a man Me :i met a girl You:im a man Me: i invited her to my place You: im a man Me: we sleept together You:im a man Me:she wisperd in my ear You: im a man

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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when I shaved this morning....... hairs went down the sink

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How do you make a man sad? By drowning him in a Bede.

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Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

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Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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