What do flowers and people have in common? They both die.

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Q: What do you get if you combine a melody, instrumentation, rhythm, and vocals? A: Um, music, you idiot.

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why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

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Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

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LeBron in the fourth quarter

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A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

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I bont really understand dyslectic peapole

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

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Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

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How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

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Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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Whats long and hard? a pole

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Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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What did the doctor say to the terminally ill patient? Your going to die.

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What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jimmy Tyler, your son Hi son *continues to open door

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To eat it of course

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

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What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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