A man walks into a bar with an ape. The ape defecates on the floor. The bartender ordered them both out.

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What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

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I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

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Why was the firefighter carrying a hot girl? Because her house was on fire.

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It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

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My friend came out.....of the bathroom so I could shit

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ewrg

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Q:how many ping-pong balls do you need te get a crocodile off of a slide ? A:none, because an engine doesn't have doors

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Libraries.

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-Why didn't a girl cry after she fell down with her bike? -Because a handlebar pinned her lung.

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Kyle grund parker coffey

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What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

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How did the baby cross the road? The baby got stapled to a chicken

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How do you kill a blond? Well there are many ways the most effiont way is to shoot them

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

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EAT YOUR DINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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So a baby seal walks into a club...

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"

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Infamous last words: "Phew these Germans are finally gonna let us take a shower! Okay who farted! And do not lie because it smells like gas in here!" "Oh Crickey! That reptoil looks dangerous! Good thing I am immune to reptoils... Wait are Manta-Roys reptoils? uh oh..." "Hi OJ dear! Say hello to my brothe..." Moral: Hmm my chest hurts I wonder if... YAAAAaaaaaaaaaaRAGHGHGhGHGHG *dead* RESURRECTION! Phew...

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Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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