A train conducter conducts at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph, if he goes under 2 bridges and over 3 hills what did the conductors mother have for dinner that night. Nothing she was raped then promptly murdered.

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what do you call a black man on a killing spree? whatever his xbox live gamertag is. that would probably be most appropriate

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How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

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Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

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why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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whyd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side :)

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How many people can you fit in an oven? A: I Don't know ask a holocaust survivor.

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A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

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A convict is ripping out stop signs .. and a police comes out of no where and screams "What are you doing?!" The guys says Ripping up stop signs..

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What did the mexican do when 3 INS workers came to his house? He showed them his papers and it turns out he was a natural born US citizen. The mexican then proceeded to invite the INS into his home for a cup of coffee but they respectfully declined

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( o Y o )

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Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

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Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

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a guy takes viatamins thinking they would help him be healthy he choked and then he died from choking on a jolly rancher

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Hitler

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A Jew walks into an expensive Hotel and orders 500 dollars worth of wine.

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You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

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I had my period 3 days ago.

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You write a really difficult riddle in braille and tell her to solve it.

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What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

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Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

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