Isn't a coincidence that the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the 4th of July are on the same day? Weird

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

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What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

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Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

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what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

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give me a thumbs up

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Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? Because he crossed the road

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

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What is a dead cat on the side of the road. A free cat.

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what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

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"We all miss somebody a lot every now and then, its only human! But never give up, just keep reloading and firing until you hit that somebody!" Moral: Moral, answer me, MORAL MOOOOORAAAAAAAAL! DUN DU DURUN, DUN DUN DUN! *gunshot* (The moral section just because I love them red thumbs ^^)

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Q: Why did James cry? A: Because he's an infant and still quite afraid of his surroundings

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Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

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In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

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Kameron Brown is gay.

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What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

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the bible

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Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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What do Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder have in common? They're both well known figures who have inspired many.

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Bob and Joe are talking about how their grandfathers died in the Hulacaust. Bob says "Mine died in the gas chambers" Joe says "Mine got drunk and fell off the guard tower.

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Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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