Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

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Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

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Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

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Why didn't the blond walk into the bar? Because she saw 2 other people get hurt so she ducked

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What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

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Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

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A child in Africa developed Malaria. He became very sick and died.

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You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Well you can't drive planes

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Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

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What happens if Pinocchio says "My nose is about to grow." Nothing, Pinocchio was a fictional character created by Walt Disney.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

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What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Some wild chickens have regular seasonal migration patterns that might require them to cross a road while traveling south. Wild chicken movements include those made in response to changes in food availability, habitat or weather.

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"How come dinosaurs don't talk?" " I don't know. Why?" " Because they're dead."

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I TOOK A STEAMING SHIT ON YOUR MOM

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ASSCHEEKS

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A horse walks into a bar. He was blind.

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Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

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why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

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Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

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Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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