Roses are ??red Vilotes are ????blue I am single and now so are u???? no go move on I don't need u I have some weed and I'm willing to kill u

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You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

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What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

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Who has the biggest cock A rooster

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david give me my money back... i will have it next week

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There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair because hair color varies depending on genetics.

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What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

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What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

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What's yellow and has six legs ? A cat. I may be wrong about the color and the legs, I'm color-blind and I can't count.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones... and my pistol will kill you.

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captcha: all yer base

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What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

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A little boy asked his mom what fucking was, so she showed him.

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A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

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A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

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What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse? a mule

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

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2 black kids walk into school

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When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

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In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

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Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

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?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

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-Wanna hear a joke? -Not really -Oh

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