Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

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"Why Do Dogs Bark ? " Because Thats What Their Suppose To Do !

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What's worse than finding a fly in your coffee? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Two flies in your coffee.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Jacob Edwards has friends

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

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knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he felt the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies,"You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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If you look up stupid in the dictionary the definition would say stu·pid? ?[stoo-pid, styoo?] -er, -est, noun adjective 1. lacking ordinary quickness and keenness of mind; dull. 2. characterized by or proceeding from mental dullness; foolish; senseless: a stupid question. 3. tediously dull, especially due to lack of meaning or sense; inane; pointless: a stupid party. 4. annoying or irritating; troublesome: Turn off that stupid radio. 5. in a state of stupor; stupefied: stupid from fatigue.

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A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

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I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

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Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: I have no Idea what you would call cheese which isn't yours. However, it seems quite trivial to take time to discuss a nonsensical topic such as cheese which isn't yours.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

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How do you say a bad word in your language? Like this: "A bad word in your language"

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There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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Mahjdichdhsjxidjhsbxu shcowiqx own hdqu Hedgehog the third

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What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

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What's brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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