Harry thrust his wand forward, "Expelliarmus!" Voldemort casually ducks, and fires a killing curse at our hero.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Flying aboriginal on a magic carpet

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Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a car? A: 5 in a standard mid sized sedan, or 7 in an SUV

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What is a question?

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How do two porcupines make love? Well actually it's doubtful that porcupines feel higher emotions like love - they pretty much just mate for reproductive purposes.

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

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Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

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I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

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Why did the vampire die? He had AIDS.

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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There are two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Holy shit its hot in here!" The other muffin says, "I concur..."

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What is similar about a goose and newly weds? They both aren't chairs

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Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

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How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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This is the concept of anti-joke.

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Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: *sticks tongue out* "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

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what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

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roses aren't red, violets aren't blue, they're all black, cause i'm colorblind. what about you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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