Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

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?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

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-Wanna hear a joke? -Not really -Oh

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Like why period? Why can't mother nature just call and be like ''Wassup girl? You're not pregnant, I'll talk to you next month.''

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how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

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What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

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Q: Whats worse than Coke A: Diet Coke

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Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

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What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

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Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

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A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

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"Have you ever seen a blacksmith?" "No." "Me neither."

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Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

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A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

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Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

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what's faster than an asian on a bicylce on payday? many things

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A Woman decides she wants to stop making sanwiches for her sexist boyfriend. She walks away and lives a happy life. In hell.

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A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

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Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

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My penis is small, Just kidding, it's huge.

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Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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Did you hear why the peanut got arrested by walking next to another peanut? One got a-salt-ed

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