Why were corners made? For crying.

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What happens when you poke a ghost that is on the edge of a building?? Ghost aren't real, so therefor you will fall of the building and die????

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What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

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Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

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How many dead babes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? its not possible because there all dead

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A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her, placed his hand up her skirt and began fondling her. She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately apologized and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her." "Why you drunken, worthless, insufferable son of a BITCH!" she screamed. "Funny," he muttered, "you even sound exactly like her."

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A man decides to commit suicide and jumps from the highest building in New York, he dies instantly on impact... the day was septermber 11th 2001, either way it was the end for the man

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What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

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Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

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Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

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What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

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Why did the black man leave the bar? Someone shot his girlfriend.

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How do you kill a circus? Go for the Juggler!

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When Kylie and Conner have a baby he will have a centimeter Schmeter!

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A paper cut is a tree's last revenge.

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Two people are walking down the street, unaware of the highly polluted environment and that they could save a life.

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Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

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What do you call a teacher that gets wasted? A wasted teacher.

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Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

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Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

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Q: What is worse than The Apocalypse? A: Darkseid, Thanathos, Red Hulk, Onslaught, come on The Apocalypse cant even beat the X-men! Moral: "I AM THE APOCALYPSE, YOU ARE NOT FIT TO SURVIVE!"

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Why did Alice fail Maths? Because everybody else was Asian.

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Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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