Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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What's worse than death? Nothing.

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Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

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You know what's a joke? Something Funny

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Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

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What did the man say when he was hit with a flying watermelon? Ouch.

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What did the pedefile say to the child? Get in the van

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Covietz has a large penis

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What do you call a man with no legs and arms hanging on your wall? Art

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What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

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How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

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what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

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What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

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Adam ci ?mierdz?cy kutas mi sie ya mam

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if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

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KKK

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What is worse than using the toilet and then realising there's no toilet paper? A racially motivated massacre.

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