Why did the Old man die? He died of old age.

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What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

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Gun Control

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw food on the other side the the farmer was going to chop his head off.

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What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its instincts were telling it that the higher amount of grass on the other side of the road would lead to an increase in the odds of survival due to a more adequate source of food and nourishment.

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what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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A man walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" The man replies "Surprise me." The bartender proceeds to mix cyanide with the mans drink and loses his bartending license and goes to prison for murdering a customer.

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Man walks into a gun store, buys a gun. The same man goes home and lives happily till he dies of cancer. His son takes the gun shots himself, survives then later dies of cancer.

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roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? Dead.

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How many worms dose it take to eat an apple? One.

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A black guy walks into his bar. So he pays his tab and couldn't have been more coureious.

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Womens rights.

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A man and his family walk into a talent agent's office. The man proceeds to sexually accost his wife and children. The agent calls security who escort the family out and helps the wife find a domestic violence shelter to stay at.

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8===D ~ ~ ~

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What's funny about a man walking into a bar? He was a clown.

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How many feminist does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in, the other to suck a dick.

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whats woorse then being stupid? kaelynn... aka big head

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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