look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Do thumbs down me likes in this anti joke website?

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What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

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What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

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What is a chair?

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What did the booger say the other booger? "Is he picking on you again"

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A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

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Why was the woman bald? She was a Britney spears fan.

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What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

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Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

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Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

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A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to get intoxicated and then commits a felony.

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Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

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Knock knock Get off my porch homo

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A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

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Take wrong turns

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What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

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Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

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