What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

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How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

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hey i just met you.... and this might just sound crazy but i have a bad case of short term memory .....were we talking????

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

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Whats better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

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Whats the best part about 23 year olds? Theres 20 of them

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what do you do when you see a black guy with half a face. call an ambulance because hes most likely in serious pain

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Whats the difference between a quarter and a penny? 24 cents.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

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A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

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Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

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¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

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oh hi, i'm an idiot, i mean mitt romney

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ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE!? YES I AM, AH! ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE?! The judge did not find the Elton John song worthy of negating the statuary rape charges and sentenced him to nine years in jail.

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What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

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Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

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While I was having sex... Just kidding, I can't get laid.

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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What did the Lightning Bolt say to the Thunder Cloud? WATTSup?

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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