*knock knock* i have diarrhea

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Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

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Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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Ring Ring Hello? Click

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Homo say what?

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Jeff. I don't know anyone by the name of Jeff. Please leave my property immedaitely.

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Why was the jewish boy sad? He had no friends.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she has no arms Why can't she get back up? Because she has no legs Why won't anyone help her up? Because she's a woman.

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A ginger was with his friends

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Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

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What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

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A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

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dyslexic's Untie

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"

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Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

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a man walked into a bar ouch

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Roses are gray Violets are gray ROFL I'm a dog

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I'm so popular... That I am friends with many people...

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What do you call a black man driving a helicopter? Blackhawk down

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

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Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed. one fell off and bumped his head. momma called the doctor and the doctor said "your son is now a vegetable. he can no longer use his brain for things such as moving, talking, or eating. you are going to have to take care of him for the rest of his life. it is also going to be a burden on you and your husband because taking care of someone in this condition is very expensive, and could end up costing thousands of dollars each year."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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