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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

What do you call shark with no dorsal fin? Unused ingredients for soup.

Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

If life gives you lemons, don't accept them because you have a citrus allergy.

96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Turns out a man suffering from schizophrenia believes he is a bartender for animals as his health slowly declines as his family comes to visit him every day.

Robert Mugabe.

How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? As they can't find any, they are just squirrels, they can not asist little timmy choking on the lightbulb rolling around on the floor.

how do you have a great time in a college town you don't

A man, John, is talking amongst a group of friends. He tells a racist joke and sees that one of his colored friends, Mark, is laughing at his joke, but John can tell that Mark's offended. John later apologizes to his friend because that is the right thing to do.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "What will it be tonight?" He then promptly remembers he is on anti-joke.co but is too late to react. The horse has already shit on the floor. This is the fifth time this week that this has happened.

Camerons hair is Curly..

What did the pineapple say to the orange? Nothing; Neither a pineapple nor an orange contains the necessary muscles to produce speech.

A paraplegic wheels himself into a bar. The barman asks, 'What can I get you?' 'Nothing,' replies the paraplegic, 'I've just pissed myself and I need you to help me clean myself up.'

What do you call a horse standing alone in an empty field? Tesco's own Beef Lasagne.

why did jenny fall off the swing? because she had no arms Knock Knock Whos there? not jenny

What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

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