Which is Taller ? the Giraffe or the Lion is faster ?

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I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

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what are three short words? i a am

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Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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What do you tell a woman with two black guys? Domestic violence is a crime. She should leave her abusive partners and seek help.

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A man takes a prostitute to a hotel room, right? The woman is a federal agent, assigned to investigate high prostitution levels in the area. The man is promptly arrested, and now a large fine and up to 90 days in a correctional facility.

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Q: Why couldn't Sally ride her bike? A: because Sally has Cerebral Palsy.

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A bear walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender knows that bears can't talk and realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and rolls over to tell his wife about the dream. She hears the joke, but turns away from him and pretends to be asleep. Then the bartender begins to cry. His marriage is in shambles.

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What do you call two black people on one bike? Organized Crime

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Why can't Hellen Keller have babies? She's dead.

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doctor doctor i need help i stay up all night dancing what is it? dance fever! HAHAHAHA its fatal.

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a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

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There's no "i" in tim.

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Society.

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What happens when you put two black people in a blender? That is physically impossible, you cannot fit two people in an ordinary blender.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

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Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

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What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

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what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

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Q- Who is the life of the party? A- hannah schane

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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Knock Knock. Did someone outside the front door just say "Knock Knock"?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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