my name is Jacob sartorious

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A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

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Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

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What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

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Grapefruit.

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Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

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What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

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What is worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? F*cking midgets

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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whats 2 + 2? a black guy flying a kite

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What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

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What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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Why Did the Drug dealer die He Got Hit by a buss

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Once upon a time, people died. It was happening all over the land. They didn't LIVE happily ever after... since they died. The end... for them.

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How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

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What was the dying boy's last wish? Not to die.

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What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

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A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

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What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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