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What's funny about a man walking into a bar? He was a clown.

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How many feminist does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in, the other to suck a dick.

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whats woorse then being stupid? kaelynn... aka big head

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping a girl? You call the proper authorities. Don't try to be a hero.

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Why did the Black man kill the White man? So he could end up in jail with the rest of his family.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Yes.

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What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

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If push pops give life a push, Then isn't your mailbox purple?

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Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

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Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

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What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

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Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

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What's worst than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Finding a grammatical error on anti-joke.

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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penis

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What would you call the fatty cranial mass surrounding a malignant tumor? Ted Kennedy's Head.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

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what smells like diarrhea and looks like diarrhea? diarrhea stupid

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So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

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What do you call a crocodile in a dentist? I have no idea, but I'd hate to be that dentist.

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