Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

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What's green and if it falls out of a tree it kills you? A pool table.

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

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You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

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Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it because it isn't coming.

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What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

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The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

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Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

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Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have AIDS go get checked

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Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

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Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

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This is not Will Smith.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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What's worse than loosing your pen? Getting raped by a pedophile.

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What happens 2 seconds after you thorw a rock out a two-story window? The rock hits the ground.

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Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

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What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

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An Irishman walked out of a bar

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A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

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Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

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Anti Joke

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