roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

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Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

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Your mama's p*ssy is so stank, she should probably consult her physician as she may have an easily treatable infection.

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is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

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masturbating on a tarc bus

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what did the man say to his wife? I love you

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

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Why did i write this joke? Because i'm a try hard.

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Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

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haha.

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Benevolent villain.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

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how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

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What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

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69

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Exactly what?

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Sam alexander is also r8 g4y

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

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Oh please! Come on! Those that got to us where mostly Russians remember? And what where my parents? (if you do not know you might have guessed it by now) I found a guy that looked about the same as me, messed him up and put my jacket on him, I do not die that easily. Anyway, id explain more, but I have been without these fucking painkillers so long that I am talking trash on this stupid site again... Seriously the pain I am used to, but this addiction on painkillers is a bitch... (shedog if censor got a hold on it) But it turns out I cant sleep without them, sleep just does not come anymore, so Ill go get some now. Who are you by the way? I am Nero7, Aka Axel Knight.

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A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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