Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

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If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

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What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

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why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

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so there are two muffins in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin, "hey is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin says, "holy sh*t your a talking muffin."

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A woman tells her boyfriend that shes going shopping. Later that day the boyfriend sees her in an alley giving a blow job to a stranger so he says "What are you doing here?"

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what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

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2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

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How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

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John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

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How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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How do asians chop their food? CHOPSTICKS! Moral: Yeah that one sucked... ON PURPOSE! Now you dont have to feel inferior ALL the time, you feel equal even though you arent! Ill allow you :D

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

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How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

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What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

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What did the kid see when he fell down the well? Nothing it was to dark.

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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