Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

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A guy starts writing a gag for a joke site. But then he couldn't think of a punchline.

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Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

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whats worse than getting raped by ben rothlesburger well rape-victims claim that rape has ruined their lives and most of them go into deep depression and need therapy so maybe the only worse thing is getting raped again by kobe ---sticksack

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Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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why couldnt james zatts swim? he was half black

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How come grilled cheese?

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Two cows were on a field, one cow say "moo", the other... didn't say anything because it wasn't a cow

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"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

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Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

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Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

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Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

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What do you call 10 Asians playing basketball? A group of friends hanging out and having a good time.

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A traveling salesman stops at a farmer's house. The farmer then offers the salesman a bed with his daughter. The salesman quickly replied, "I don't want to go to bed right now. I need to know the way to Pawtucket." The farmer then gave the salesman directions and the two parted ways.

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Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

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What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

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A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

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What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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