What has 4 legs and goes "meow." A cat. Dang! You already heard it.

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what do you call a mexican baptism? a bean dip

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Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

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Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

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What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

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A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

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A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

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Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

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Why was the blonde fired from the factory? Repeated absences and violation of company policy.

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

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whats the problem with black and mexican jokes? once youve heard juan youve heard jamal

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

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Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

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Q: why was the girl so dumb A: her teacher was a blond

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Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

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What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get off the roof.

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George Bush.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and a rock? The rock doesn't cheat on it's wife.

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Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

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What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

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