What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

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What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

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Boy:well you merry me. Girl:no Boy: why not? Girl:becuase you're rapeing me

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A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

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A stand-up comedian quits his job. He has social anxiety and can't stand the pressure.

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How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

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What's worse than HIV? AIDS -Bob Bobby

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What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.

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A black man is playing guitar for a white man and a chinese man. After he is finished playing the white man and chinese man compliment him on his nice playing.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

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knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

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Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

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what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

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Why can't Billy ride a bike? Because he's a fish

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I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

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Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

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what do you do if a blonde throws you a grenade. scream. run. hide

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What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

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What's worse than losing the remote Finding it in your ass hole

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Remember when the whole country was sad because Marget Thatcher died? No, me neither.

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