What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

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Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

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What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

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Godzilla steps on a bar and orders a Scotch.

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How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

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What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

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what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

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Wanna know way i don't eat grapes? I hate Grapes.

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What did the ginger say to the blond? Hello, what is your name?

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What is a wok? A wok is sumting you twow at wabbits.

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Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

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Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

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Hey, did u know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans By: Trey & Trenton of Texas

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What would Hitler say if you give him a sandwich? Thankyou!

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why did the grandpa drop his big mak??? Because an army tank hit him

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How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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