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Know what people hated the most? 9-11

"...."-Hellen Keller

What did the female lady person say to the baby? Get Some.

A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

I’m on the new Seefood Diet… I can only eat Fish or shell fish

Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

More mindfuck: Your school is betraying you edition. How are you going to feel good about yourself, if you have to UNDER STAND everything you learn? Moral: If you dont get it, you are not ready.

Jack and Jill climb a tall hill to get some water from the well for there farther who has been working in the fields. Jack trips and hits his hell on a rock and Jill promptly calls 911 and stays with him until help arrives.

Whats tan and jumps higher than a frog? Mexicans..

Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

So there are three black people on a plane. The pilot comes over the intercom and says "Wow wow wow wait a second... ...why are there only three people on this plane? This is a commercial flight"

A horse walks into a bar. Animal control them came and got him out, apologizing for the matter.

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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Do you like cats? You gotta be kitten me.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

What is it called when a black man does cocaine? A felony.

What did the homeless guy do when he found a quarter? He picked it up

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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