Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

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You think I'm pretty without any makeup boy..... Let's bang.

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Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

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Who's this Jesus, have you heard of him?

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Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

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Link ate ink to make him sink.

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What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

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Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

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Why did the girl cross the road ? Because i was following her.

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What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza One is an ethnicity derived from Africa and One is an Italian dish that is well'ly known in all four corners of the world.

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What's the difference between a baby and a textbook? You throw a textbook at the wall with TWO hands.

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Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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What did my uncle get for Christmas? Me... MagicMonkey

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yo mama is so fat she is 1 candy bar away from dieing

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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I'm a white rapper bro I do it all the time People don't like me cuz my words don't match

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Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

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What do you call a white woman that had sex with a black guy? A rape victim.

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Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

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Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

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Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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