What's the difference between a North Korean and a South Korean? Nothing, they're both chinese.

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The guy told a funny joke. Why wasn't the other guy laughing? Because he was having a heart attack

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Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Were your parents drunk when they named you?

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Write Your Own It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

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Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

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<3 ... it looks more like scissors than a heart...

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What did everyone call the ginger kid? Jimmy as that was his name...

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a man walks into a bar, and gets mauled by a bear..... and gets a concussion

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What rhymes with sloth? Cloth

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Two Jews walk in a bar...

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What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? None. While they were figuring out who to change the bulb the bulb lit a spark and the house caught fire. Everyone but one died. The black guy couldn't change the bulb because the bulb was lost in the fire.

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Why did the man jump out of the plane? Because the plane was losing fuel fast so he grabbed a parachute and went for it and realized that was the only one left so everyone died a horrible death.

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I had an Anti-joke but i forgot it.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

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Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge asked "Mum, why is my name Fridge?" to which she replied "Because you deserve to be in one."

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Why was lil' Susie screaming horrifically? Nobody knows. That's why the neighbors called the cops. -Harrison

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Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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