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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo. Moral: Cuckoo!

What's so good about being Swiss? Well.... The flag's a big plus

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

A guy walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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There were three men named manner, poop, and shut up. they all were mad fun of in middle school and ended up hating their parents for giving them such retarded names.

I took my mum for a big shop the other day, we used the parent and child spot, not like there's an age range on it. - Peter Kay Try parking in the furthest spot away from the shop and you might burn some calories. -Me

What did the rabbit say to the frog? If you think the rabbit said anything, you need to see a psychiatrist.

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

So the docter saw the girl had a "M" on her chest during surgery. He asked her if he had a boyfreind from Michigan. She said "no, but i have a girlfreind from winsconsin, why do u ask?"rf

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

do you no what im doing? writing this joke.

Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

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